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i'm really worried people are gonna think your legs look thinner than my arms.
Spanny's Big Fake Smile - 26 Jan 2012
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Another year, another horrible gymnastics and skating "spectacular." And spectacular they are! Spectacularly horrifying. This fall's show was no different than any other production that we've been subjected to. Sub this tween pop singer for that, Nastia still flails about to whatever garbage that the kids are listening to these days. A few back handsprings, nothing more, and that's your show. I could end the recap......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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i fell off a cruise ship
Spanny's Big Fake Smile - 31 Dec 2011
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This is what I do when I'm called off of work at the last minute. I am clearly growing delirious with boredom. This reminds me that I think Dougie should add a super crazy high Hindorff to her routine. That's a delightful headless double layout dismount. So, I think I may have found this one Barbie on Ebay that I have spent the last year or so hunting for. This is the fucking MESSIAH of gymnastics....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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you smell like craigslist
Spanny's Big Fake Smile - 8 Dec 2011
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STUMPY WRISTS, DIE DIE DIE OK, so I thought the recent USOC London photoshoot pictures were super cute. So, so, so much better than those creepy mask pictures from pre-Beijing. Now, that said, I seriously question the professional ability of the photographer of this latest bunch. Or the hair and makeup team (if there even was one?) And the artistic director. That said, I'm no expert, so...
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this is so awkward. i really want you to leave, but i don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.
Spanny's Big Fake Smile - 25 Nov 2011
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It is that time of year again. The time when every single blogger writes about the same thing. So instead of just ripping off other people's blog ideas and trying to pretend they're brand new, I'm going to do my Thanksgiving post a little differently this year. These are the things that I am most definitely NOT thankful for. I am thankful for all things in the world, sans these few. 1. Nastia's black heels....
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So this is a pretty old montage made about the Beijing Olympics...
Gymtage - 22 Nov 2011
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So this is a pretty old montage made about the Beijing Olympics but it is amazing and I wanted to share it with all of you
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please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to scotland.
Spanny's Big Fake Smile - 21 Nov 2011
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Motivated by the hilarious Full In Full Out , I decided to check out what search terms people are using to randomly end up on my blog. Most results are pretty expected. "Spanny Tampson" "Big Fake Smile" "Girl Gymnast With Big Butt" Come again? If the internet has taught us anything, it's that the majority of people are huge perverts. I have no idea who the huge pink-assed gymnast everyone is searching for is, but I do know...
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Who wore it better? Discuss.